I got bitched out by mi padre when i got home this afternoon (1pm) for not coming home all night for the 3rd weekend in a row.

He suspects that I'm running my own porn site and i do all my filming/acting on these long nighted weekends. if only i was.. i'd actually have money.
he watches to much t.v. i heard this was a special on Oprah or the news or something.

haha. i love Oprah. i wish i slept in operas bed every night.
she probably gets chocolate and grapes fed to her.

i went to wawa last night at 330am. I was so high. My Tran-knee was in there. Some Black guy was staring at her. She said "what?". He said "Girl, You just BADD." She turned around and said deeply "MOTHERFUCKER" like tranvestites would say. We both Laffed. She then went over there and told him, "What if i just told you i was a man?" I then got my 10" extra meat hoagie, giggled, and left.

my lifes a movie. a really funny one. 

i cryed on her shoulder, because i realized this was real.